All N-Sider articles

Behold, ye olden days—a bunch of teenagers scrounging to write content in a paleolithic internet. Some of this stuff is pretty good, much may be inaccurate or ignorant, but we present it here nonetheless as a relic of the times.

  1. Memory Leak Lane: Mario Miscellany

    Memory Leak Lane: Mario Miscellany

    1. Amber Ahlborn
    Mario's done a bit of everything. Some say he's overused, but how can you complain when it's all so good?
  2. Memory Leak Lane: The fog of war

    Memory Leak Lane: The fog of war

    1. Amber Ahlborn
    Keep your first-person shooters, I'll take the third-person route. Lets go blast some robots and bugs!
  3. Memory Leak Lane: Off to the races

    Memory Leak Lane: Off to the races

    1. Amber Ahlborn
    I own more racing games for the N64 than any other system, and I just played all of them. Which ones still place first?
  4. Memory Leak Lane: Adventure time!

    Memory Leak Lane: Adventure time!

    1. Amber Ahlborn
    The last of the SNES titles go for a spin, but last doesn't mean least. Almost time to warm up the N64...
  5. Memory Leak Lane: Mario Mania

    Memory Leak Lane: Mario Mania

    1. Amber Ahlborn
    More nonsense about old games coming from a nostalgia overload.
  6. Memory Leak Lane: When foxes flew and real men were robots

    Memory Leak Lane: When foxes flew and real men were robots

    1. Amber Ahlborn
    A scattering of thoughts are shared after old games are played.
  7. Just what the heck is Freakyforms?

    1. Mattie Behrens
  8. The magical Super Potato retro Famicom grab bag! 3rd Strike

    The magical Super Potato retro Famicom grab bag! 3rd Strike

    1. Brandon Daiker
    Ten random Famicom games, ten little bits of history, ten incoherent declarations of quality or crappiness.
  9. Go Vacation, through a nine-year-old's eyes

    Go Vacation, through a nine-year-old's eyes

    1. Mattie Behrens
    Apparently this game resonates with nine-year-old girls. Thankfully, we have access to one who likes to write reviews.
  10. Othering M: Looking back at the most divisive of Metroids

    Othering M: Looking back at the most divisive of Metroids

    1. Amber Ahlborn
    Other M has become infamous for its portrayal of hero Samus Aran. But where does Other M's gunship veer off-course?
  11. Atsumete! Kirby is a mass attack of joy

    Atsumete! Kirby is a mass attack of joy

    1. Mattie Behrens
    To save 1½ months of agonizing waiting, I played the Japanese version of Kirby Mass Attack. Wise decision.
  12. Donkey Kong Cited for Intrusive, Frequent Raps

    1. Brandon Daiker
    2. Cory Faller
  13. What's in a Super Potato Grab Bag? 2nd Edition

    What's in a Super Potato Grab Bag? 2nd Edition

    1. Brandon Daiker
    Brandon buys another random assortment of ten Famicom games and delivers photographic proof!
  14. How exotic! I'm Kid Dracula! (Famicom)

    How exotic! I'm Kid Dracula! (Famicom)

    1. Brandon Daiker
    Mini-Dracula braves a menagerie of grotesqueries to save his lonely castle! He is small! This terrible creature!
  15. How exotic! For the Frog the Bell Tolls (Game Boy)

    How exotic! For the Frog the Bell Tolls (Game Boy)

    1. Brandon Daiker
    This Game Boy predecessor to Link's Awakening is finally playable in English. But does the bell toll for IT?!
  16. Mysterious curiosities of the Famicom Disk System

    Mysterious curiosities of the Famicom Disk System

    1. Brandon Daiker
    1986, yellow plastic disks, enhanced sound and failing disk drive belts. The elusive, mysterious Famicom Disk System!
  17. Wii Uh Oh

    1. Glen Bayer
  18. Review: Ocarina of Time 3D is a classic made classic-er

    Review: Ocarina of Time 3D is a classic made classic-er

    1. Cory Faller
    The Zelda from which all others were cut returns to the limelight, and shows why it's so relentlessly sought after.
  19. Elephantine AR monstrosity now assaulting Japanese homes

    1. Brandon Daiker
  20. You might not understand the Wii U

    You might not understand the Wii U

    1. Cory Faller
    But it's okay it's probably not your fault. Come, have a seat and I will feed you some truth.
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