N-Sider articles in "The Press"

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1. Donkey Kong Cited for Intrusive, Frequent Raps

   1. Brandon Daiker
   2. Cory Faller

   Aug 27, 2011

2. Area Delinquent Cheats Death with Swiftly-Thrown Daily Sun

   1. Brandon Daiker

   Apr 28, 2011

3. Wii Successor to Have Characteristics, Internet Confirms

   1. Brandon Daiker
   2. Cory Faller

   Apr 16, 2011

4. Mario Creator Cited for Passive-Aggressively Abusing Own Family

   1. Brandon Daiker

   Mar 29, 2011

5. True to Their Name, Retro Studios Developing Metroid Prime Again

   1. Brandon Daiker

   Mar 10, 2011

6. Thousands of PS3 Buyers Shocked to Discover Linux is Not a Character from the Peanuts Comic Strip

   1. Brandon Daiker

   Mar 8, 2011
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   The Press: Volume 2

   1. Brandon Daiker
   2. Smith Gregg

   Apr 1, 2005

   Paper Mario has found himself without a home after a 120 watt bulb was mistakenly placed in a desk lamp by an unknowing youth recently. More headlines inside...

8. The Press: Volume 1

   1. Brandon Daiker
   2. Smith Gregg
   3. Ruy Estrada

   Oct 20, 2004

   Hundreds are shortened after a fierce shell attack at a crowded Mushroom Kingdom mall this afternoon. More exciting headlines inside.